My work has an employee social association, so tomorrow, Tuesday, they are having a skiing and tubing night. I was never "allowed" on ski's as a child because I was an accident waiting to happen. I have broken more bones than I can remember, just from doing regular kid stuff like walking, being at a school event, walking. You can see why my parents would be worried about hurling myself down a mountain on a set of 2 by 4's.
Now that I am a grown up, I have earned the right to decide all by myself, that sliding down mountain on an inner tube is an AWESOME IDEA! I have never been on a chair lift before, and to tell you the truth I am pretty scared, not of being on the chair lift itself, but it's more of the possibility falling off of the chair that scares the crap out of me.
How am I going to face my feardom? I'm gonna jump on for dear life holding onto my ginormous tube, oh and I will have a guest with me too! It has already been decided that for the first run I will be with Brady. My 4ft little squirrel will be sitting beside me, how wonderful.
So not only do I have to keep myself from falling, hold on to my tube, I will have Brady and his tube too. He can't sit/be still even when he is asleep. I don't know how I am going get him to stay still during our ride up the mountain. A chair lift is basically on a lawn chair on a string you do realize that right! I hope it can support my weight, I hope it's lubed up so it sound like its screaming while I'm riding on it. I hate making machines scream on account of my hugeness. I've got my work cut out for me. I'm nervous already........this can't end bad right?
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