Nothing anywhere near awesome happened today. I didn't meet a Jonas brother today. I woke up with my plain ordinary shoulders today not fun Lady Gaga Grammy shoulders nor did I get carried around all day in an egg by people wearing latex. I did not find out what is the "beyond" of Bed, Bath and Beyond.
I couldn't get my Bumpit to work in my hair today so I had my regular flat hair how boring is that. My Clapper broke, so I had to actually touch my lamp to turn it on and off today. Glamor Shots was closed down today after a salmonella outbreak. The feather boa's were tainted with the disease, so this will not be the most glamours day of my life at least in pictures. I have had glamorous moments in my life, I mean hello, have you seen me, I'm a little bit of fantastic in a big sexy package.
I was so bored I started reading warning labels. Learned a few things, pepper spray.......Caution: Never aim spray at own eyes, Hmmm good to know. Heinz ketchup.......Instructions: Put on food. Bar of Dial soap......use like regular soap.
Justin Beiber's movie was sold out in 3D, so I totally didn't want to go because who wants to see the Beib's if not in 3D?
This was totally a joke btw I have no cougar crush on the Beiber, I don't even know how many brothers the Jonas have, I think Gaga has to be schizophrenic and I got the warning labels from Bored.com.
ps. I do have a cougar crush on that wolf boy from Twilight (after his haircut), sorry Jerry Bear.