I buried my head in the bag of pop corn I had in front of me to mask the aroma from the chick in front of me.
So back to douche bag and his date, he was all like "these seats suck, why can't they make anything right in this city blah blah blah I'm a douche!" Then he noticed one of his friends had come in and sat 3 rows ahead of him and was all "Heeeeey Bruno, it's me Tony" totally cock blocked his friend and himself.
So this other chick and her daughter came late too and she was all like a stewardess in the row ahead of us. She was so ballsy, she didn't even make the people stand she just walked right in front of them "are those seats free? you two move over, honey over here (pointing and motioning) here sweetie I found us a spot (again pointing downward to the chairs) right here!" She totally made douche bag and his girlfriend move over, they got pissed half way through the movie and moved to the front of the theatre. The dude beside me left early too which I find crazy
weird, why would you spend good money on a movie night, cause such a scene to get a seat, and then leave half way through. The movie did have to do with God, maybe Dude didn't believe in God and was offended that there wasn't a warning of religious content in the movie trailer, it also had to do with water and boats. Maybe, Dude doesn't believe in boats either, I dunno? People are weird.